A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.