I hate birthdays.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.