When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
