I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.