I hate birthdays.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.