I hate birthdays.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.