For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
child, gift, birthday, enthusiasm
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
diplomat, man, remember, age, birthday
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
