I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.