I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?