I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.