I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.