I hate birthdays.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.