I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.