You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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