I hate birthdays.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.