When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
someone asks, cake or pie, birthday
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
your presence, your presents, birthday, children
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
child, mother, fairy, birthday
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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