I hate birthdays.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.