Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.