Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.