I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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