I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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