Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.