My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
