Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.