When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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