It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
