Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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