The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.