For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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