A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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