The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.