The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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