A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.