You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.