You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.