You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.