You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.