You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.