You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.