You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.