You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.