You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.