You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.