You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I hate birthdays.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.