You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.