You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I hate birthdays.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.