You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I hate birthdays.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.