You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.