You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.