You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.