You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.