You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.