You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I hate birthdays.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.