You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'