The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.