The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'