The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.