The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I hate birthdays.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.