The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I hate birthdays.