The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.