The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.