I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.