I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.