I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.