I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.