I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.