I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.