I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.