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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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