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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
