I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?