I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.