I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.