I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.