I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.