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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
