I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I hate birthdays.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.