The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.