The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.