The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.