The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.