A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
