The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.