The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.