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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.