Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.