Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.