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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.