Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I hate birthdays.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.