strange, really, birthday
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
shock, people, birthday, good, fun
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
diplomat, man, remember, age, birthday
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
child, mother, fairy, birthday