You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.