You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.