You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.