You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.