You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.