You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.