You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.