You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.