You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I hate birthdays.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.