You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.