You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.