You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.