You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.