You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.