You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I hate birthdays.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.