You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.