You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?